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本站快看 更多10 9 8  7  6  5 4  3  2   1    美伊战争短信专题 精彩短语 类别 推荐 发送 ■ Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 英语 163 移动1角联通5分 ■ Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 英语 163 ■ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 英语 163 ■ Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 英语 163 ■ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 英语 163 ■ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two 英语 163 ■ When two's company, three's the result! 英语 163 ■ I still haven't found anything sweeter than you! 英语 163 ■ May the dear new baby girl who's yours to love and treasure bring you many, many years of very special pleasure. 英语 163 ■ In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. 英语 163 ■ If you were a teardrop in my eye,for fear of losing you.I would never cry. 英语 163 ■ Love begin with a smile, grow with a kiss, and end with tears. 英语 163 ■ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn? 英语 163 ■ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 英语 163 ■ Love is like film. It needs darkness to develop. 英语 163 ■ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 英语 163 ■ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 英语 163 ■ Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? 英语 163 ■ Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today. 英语 163 ■ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 英语 163 ■ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 英语 163 ■ Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 英语 163